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You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.
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The act of burning bridges one after another, knocking them down like dominoes, barely staying above the surface of the wreckage and chaos.
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Get the Rim Surfing mug.A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:
Preparation-
Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)
How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-
• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.
• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.
• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.
• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.
• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.
• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!
*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.
Aftermath-
Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
Preparation-
Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)
How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-
• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.
• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.
• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.
• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.
• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.
• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!
*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.
Aftermath-
Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
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Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.
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