middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

Masa flavored speech

A weird way of insulting someone, usually by saying they're good at something sarcastically, or otherwise just insulting them while spitting corn in their face.

Joe: i eat corn
You : That's some masa flavored speech! U big good gamer!!11!!1
Joe: I hate you
You: *spits corn aggressively*

by Chutena February 23, 2021

In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022

SEC Speed

The crystal meth cooked up by Southern Hill-Billies who bang their sisters in their jorts.

SEC Fan #1: "Man, I need some SEC Speed right about now."
SEC Fan #2: "Me too, I need to go dip the family pen in the family ink."

by wpl112781 October 20, 2008

Speed

Common name for Amphetamine.
Made with pseudoephedrine and many household items such as draincleaner, lots of manufacturer's have been killed when their 'speed lab' blows up.

"Let's snort some speed."

by Diego August 25, 2003

Speed bags

A womans breasts
(To be honest, we're not entirely sure how this came about)

She had awesome speed bags.
Look at the speed bags on that.

by Johal February 22, 2009