Don't step

Saying "don't step in the..." followed by another word is a non-vulgar way of equating the thing denoted by that other word with shit. Used to good effect in the title and cover illustration of the Dilbert book known as "Don't Step In The Leadership".

(Another sense of the phrase makes it shorthand for don't step on your dick.)

"This is my boyfriend's roommate's 'studio'. Don't step in the art."

by NajwaLaylah August 23, 2008

There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009

Canadian Two-Step

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010

No Step on Snek

A parody the Gadsden flag—ie the “don’t tread on me” flag—typically used by people making fun of the patriot movement.

“Look at those goofy ass clowns with their No Step on Snek flags.”

by x understander May 21, 2022

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Redneck Step over

When doing a girl doggy style, one takes a foot and places it on the back of her head. hence the redneck step over

guy #1: what did you do last night?
guy #2: I gave that girl from the bar the redneck step over
guy #1: sweet!

by seph_spike September 30, 2011

weightless step

To commit suicide by hanging. Called so because of the act of stepping off and never touching the ground as the rope catches you first.

Luke took a weightless step, I feel bad for his family.

by Falling Satalite May 19, 2014