sloppy tits

1.woman or a man with tits that are hidiously gross and/or hanging down past the point of recognition there for making them completely useless.
2. retard person

"hey there sloppy tits"
hows it hanging sloppy tits?"

by skidmarks April 29, 2006

stay sloppy

to constantly be in a state of fucked up. whether being really drunk or really high, go big or go home.

a term that was coined during senior week of 2008 in ocean city, maryland.

"i always stay sloppy."

"dude fuck being sober, this summer and every weekend after i'm going to stay sloppy"

by e c&l March 15, 2009

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck

The act in which two gay men commit beastiality by having intercourse with and infant pig. This act causes the piglet's organs to be forced out of it's other orphices. There is also a large amount of fecal matter that accumulates during the process.

Hey Billy, my dad's pig just gave birth. Let's go do a louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck. It will be fun.

by johnnydogbluff August 7, 2011

Sloppy Nostril

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

sloppy seconds

when a girl is fucked in her twat and is cummed in,then she is dooked up her kooch again after that the second person who fucked her has gotten "sloppy seconds"

I got sloppy seconds from the prostitue cus shes such a slut.

by sean d September 27, 2004

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004