Prick-Sizer

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.

Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.

by daytripa May 1, 2003

size 9'd

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.

Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."

by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005

Smikes

Another word for I have absolutely no idea.

Also, a substitute for the word 'smirks.' You can use this also just as smike, however, smikes sounds 10 times cooler than smike.

Rhyala: We'll find you someone to shave. *smikes*
Mark: SMIKES?
Emo: WTF IS SMIKES

by Oli ilO March 4, 2009

size queen

Women who like their sexual partner(s) to have a large penis

Person A: "I tried getting with Jenny last night but she said I'm too small."
Person B: "No duh dude. Didn't you know she's a size queen?"

by Notasizequeenlol July 31, 2011

sizemalize

the way of organizing items by size

The items in the cabinet were sizemalized.

by Amy December 31, 2003

Mind Smile

<noun> Slang;

When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.

Edgar: "lol, so it was wank!"
Thomas: "lol, yeah..." *mind smile*

by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005

pinewood smile

The creepy smirk dead people have on their faces at a funeral.

The funeral was nice but Bob had a real Pinewood Smile on his face.

by Grunky Peep October 16, 2017