apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005

Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.

I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

Smack Peddler

Low class drug dealer

Look at this fucking smack peddler

by Beastin it December 3, 2010

smackedehoe

to smack the hoe.

Dude, just smackedehoe

by Barracus November 2, 2010

smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

by leimagnus September 25, 2013

SMACK DEM TITTIES!

-Waaaaatuuuuush!-

Dylan "IM GONNA SMACK DEM TITTIES!"
Nicole "Can I see your nips?"
Dylan "What?"
Nicole "Nothing, You heard nothing..."

by Lucian is Black April 8, 2015