Simon

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.

Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!

by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon

A guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.

Simon is a guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.

by DevSimonn February 28, 2022

simon

A company that makes bad quality toys.

Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?

by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

Glitchtale Simon

Glitchtale Simon is a basic hentai guy he does have a online family consisting of kendi his “daughter” and kat the cat he play terraria and many different games he also bullies and gets bullied by artty

Person one: wow that guy is def a glitchtale Simon

by Lord jek September 26, 2019

NINA SIMONE

Nina Simone can refer to a 9×19mm (9 millimeter)

As said from $crim of the $uicideboy$ “Nina simone up on my ear while I debate to take my life”

by Tony with the tommy September 16, 2020

Simon kalivoda

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now

"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"

by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021