This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.
Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.
by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

by DevSimonn February 28, 2022

by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

Glitchtale Simon is a basic hentai guy he does have a online family consisting of kendi his “daughter” and kat the cat he play terraria and many different games he also bullies and gets bullied by artty
by Lord jek September 26, 2019

by Tony with the tommy September 16, 2020

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now
by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021
