dopamine shuffle

the sacred act one does when they bounce between quick hit dopamine activities instead of doing anything of substance

Bro 1: Beast, what did you get on last night
Bro 2: Beast, i did the dopamine shuffle between Instagram, youtube, and my caniac combo

by DOPEshow April 4, 2025

Las Vegas Shuffle

If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.

My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.

by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013

school shuffle

also known as scshuffle, its that thing that literaly everyone did after a teacher said no running back in school.

after my litte brother came home from school, he was still doing the school shuffle
we better scshuffle out of here before ms fab catches us!

by pink stempunk demon August 11, 2017

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018