Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others

Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement

by LordByronCobb October 16, 2019

artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window

"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway

by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019

Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.

“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.

by RoMed_Steph February 29, 2020

Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on

I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020

Metal Shitting

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory

Just got done with some metal shitting.

by King Glizzy April 4, 2021

The shittin pigeon

When the man ejaculates into the anus of their partner, the partner then pigeon walks a minimum of 3 feet before chirping and shitting the white-ish stool onto 3rd parties face

My girlfriend totally gave me the shittin pigeon last night..

by Big balls mcgraws May 5, 2021