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Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018
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Shittin' it raw

When you are taking a poop and your buttcheeks are directly touching the toilet seat.
The toilet at my office is pretty clean so I don't mind shittin' it raw in there.
by westmoo13 July 6, 2018
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Sitting on casper

One who is really bugging, no cap like they did sum hella STOOPID then they are thereforesitting on Casper”.
*someone ask a dumb question everyone else knows the answer to*
“Bruh, you really sitting on Casper, just shut up”😭
by Realballerbracket09 October 28, 2018
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Shittin' Titties

Becoming nervous and self-conscious in a sexually charged scenario.
Bruh, I was banging Charleene last night and she was like, "ooh, stick your thumb in there," and I was straight up shittin' titties, 'cause I'd never done that shit before.
by BangingCharleene November 23, 2018
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Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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Spitting Chipmunk

During a threesome, the act of nutting into one girls mouth then squeezing her full cheeks until it squirts onto the other girls face giving her a facial.
"Oh my gosh I can't believe she let me do the spitting chipmunk with her and her friend. Shit went everywhere."
by lordhorsecock January 2, 2020
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spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing
John is the spitting double of his father
by danydevitoes May 17, 2020
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