Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

pu sheet

To call someone.

Hey Pu sheet
Oh hey

by Nicholas0211 December 15, 2018

Rap Sheet

A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments

THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.

by Elle2x March 1, 2019

Jack Sheet

Laminated pic of à naked female sent to inmates in jail that they trade for comasary such as Ramen noodles and smokes

Damn, Jason got his hands on some good Jack sheets.

by Sillyswallows April 17, 2019

shitty sheets

Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places

“Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”

by Gyppo Gypsy April 10, 2020

Yeet sheet music

You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.

I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.

by okboomer457293 November 5, 2020