shattered dream sans

hes hot and hes MINE

i wanna smash shattered dream sans right fucking now

by jjajjme.872 August 13, 2022

shitter in a box

1.)N a portable toilet in shape of a litter box in which chris mcgowan uses
2.)V the act of a guy who shits in a girls mouth

Dont go pull a shitter in a box, leave that up to chris.

by anonymous February 24, 2004

Secret Shitter

An employee who intentionally goes out of their way to a restroom in the different part of the building to take a dump because they think no one will notice them.

Another secret shitter just went in to stink up our restroom.

by rockinreno April 8, 2010

Go Shitter

1. A combination of the phrases "go figure" and "no shit". Can be used interchangeably in circumstances where either word is appropriate.

2. Something you say when your using the G18 on Call of Duty

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Ashley was pregnant?
Guy 2: Go shitter? I didn't know that

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Ashley was pregnant?
Guy 3: Go shitter, idiot. I'm the one who got her pregnant

Example 2
*Player 1 runs out of ammo so he switches guns and starts merking with his G18*
Player 1: Go shitter!

by Ducez March 31, 2012

Anti-Shatner Moment

A way to explain the unexplainable, especially unexplainable behavior, especially-especially taking matters into your own hands. It's name is derived form the actor who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek (William Shatner) who NEVER has to take matters into his own hands because he always has everyone else do everything for him, and every circumstance is neatly explained as being caused by the supporting characters. For example, Sulu will say to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk will say to the Romulans "Why are you doing this to us? If you don't stop I'm going take this as your decclaring war on the Galactic Federation," then the ROmulans attack but all Kirk has to do is say "Fire phasers, Mr. Chekov" to resolve the situation. Kirk never lifts a finger, never takes any risk the others aren't also taking. An Anti-Kirk Moment is where you have no idea what's going on, no idea why things are happening, and it's up to you alone to take action.

Sulu says to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk says to Mr. Chekov, "I'll take care of this situation myself, hold on for just a moment," then Kirk locks himself inside the Teleportation room, beams himself aboard the Romulan spaceship bare-chested and uses Ninja-like stealth to pacify and eliminate the Romulan crew. Then after dismantling the surveillance systems on the Romulan control deck, Caprtain Kirk quietly kills the Romulan captain and makes it look like a murder-suicide, and beams back aboard the S.S. Enterprise roughly under 5 minutes flat, makes a coughing sound while unlatching the door to the Teleportation room and force-puking on Dr. Bones shoes who screams "What were you doing in there?" to which Captain Kirk replies "I think I ate some bad dates" to which Dr. Bones replies "Captain, there's been a murder-suicide on the Romulan vessel and the Romulans are no longer attacking us", to which Captain Kirk smiles and says "Oh that's good news" and pukes more, to which I say out loud "that's an Anti-Shatner Moment" and also puke.

by maxsell aka onestock August 1, 2012

shatnered

shit yourself while farting

dude just shatnered! damn he needs to change his boxers!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011

swiss shitter

What poor people call Swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Audemars Piguet, Patek Philippe, etc.

Jim: Did you hear Ryan made a bunch on crypto and bought himself a Rolex?
Bob: I would never waste my money on a swiss shitter. Everyone knows Seiko is the pinnacle of horology.
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021