Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Semen Par

When on the last hole of a golf course the winning player cum's into the hole following his shot for par.

I shot a 72 last weekend for semen par.

by Sandels Butter March 26, 2009

Natural selection

The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it

Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.

by No_Quarter_for_them July 12, 2020

selec

Straight up fucktard, got no reflex. Has the blood of MkX but still suck ass dont know why.

Selec got p00ned by MkX

by aar0n January 2, 2005

select cities

one of the most used terms in commercials for a movie other than "feel good" or "suspense thriller". select cities refers to sophisticated wannabe movies that only play in ny and la. as if those two cities are nice

missionary with jesus: now available in select cities

by euthanize the simpsons February 9, 2005

semenator

A semenator is kinda like a Squirmanator except probably not as cool. A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen(sperm) than the average human. Basicly, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitly a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 September 8, 2008

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006