by mrs. moogoo July 7, 2011
Get the Ballosity Scale mug.It's what guys use to rate girls based on how "hot" they are that has nothing to do with their personality, intelligence, etc.
I met this girl at the pool yesterday...
What is she on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale?
She's a nine and a half...
What is she on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale?
She's a nine and a half...
by graphiteshimmer October 1, 2016
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by makayla.towe August 5, 2022
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B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
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by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
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by 21jay November 4, 2023
Get the Scale Temperature mug.The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
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1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
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by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015
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“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”
“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”
“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”
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