simon

major douche bag. doesnt care about anyone but himslef. acts super cool but on the inside he cannot stand himself. always trying to impress everyone with his wealth but the truth is no one cares. he thinks he is so popular and loved but secretly no one wants to hang out with him. absolute idiot and selfish human

me: hi mike i cannot wait until you come to my house after school.
simon: hey why arent i invited! you guyts should come to my mansion, ill show you my iphone 11 pro and mydads cars.

by livelifexx December 30, 2019

Simon

Simon is also lemeonade

Simon is the best

by FINESIX January 24, 2020

Simon

Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan

Simon is a really great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010