swingman

when manliness swings around...aka the hanging/drop of testicles.

"did you see the swingman on that guy?? you could put an eye out with that type of shit!"

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

Swingman

A Boss that suffers from bi-polar disorder. One second everything cool, then you're fired. He has OCD about moving rugs on the floor so they are lined up with cracks. He only wears sweaters all year round, and 95% chance of being a cannibal.

Swingman has one ugly collection of swingsweaters. Swingman raided bill Cosby's sweater closet!

by DorothyGaleOaktown September 10, 2010

butthole swingset

The art of online gaming while drinking a ton of ice cold beer.

A-A-RON and the Jared butthole swingset everyday.

by A-A-RON May 8, 2015

Swing-Block

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.

David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.

by davekhalifia June 30, 2011

Techno Swinger

The act of switching to different technology at ones will to keep up with growing technological trends.

Switching between electronics between a day and a month.

Throwing away old technology like a PC and getting a Mac then buying another PC relizing that all your friends are using a PC.

A: You get that new Alienware laptop?
B: Nah I'm fine with my Vaio, I'm not Techno Swinger

A: You think this Mac is gonna make me look like a Techno Swinger?
B: considering that you just baught a PC yeaterday? Hell yea

by Tbagged69 December 12, 2010

swingles

a couple who is available to swing

Ben and Jana aren't currently swinging with any other couple so they are swingles right now.

by Ben Whetstone January 24, 2008

Reverse swing wing-man

We all know what a wing-man is. What we got here is a new twist on the concept, or at the least a subjectively clever name for said concept. This here is when your boy wants to hook up with some chick but for whatever mis/preconception he aint getting his shot. Here is where you step in. You grab her girls number. Then, when you call you invite her out and say "hey, why don't you bring *amy*." This serves two purposes, first and least important is her security blanket of her girl being there. More importantly, you're giving your boy his shot. The rest should be self-explanatory.

Do the right thing and reverse swing wing-man.

by grakmn January 27, 2009