Scott

A Scott usually drives a Subaru. His face is super dumb. Scotts typically emerge from the Red Sea around 6 months into their life cycle to mate. They tend to have a chocolate and caramel taste and feast on memes and barnacles around the coast. Scotts rarely interact with humans and when they do, extreme caution should be exercised. Scotts wear shoes that teeter on the edge of shoe and sandal. Scotts tends to have acute elbownitis that worsens as they age.

Bystander 1: Hey you see that guy Scott over there. He skipped a Twix break he’s savage!

Bystander 2:Big oof!

by Ripfordadam June 22, 2019

Scottish Goodbye

Similar to the "Irish Goodbye", but distinctively Scottish wherein instead of simply disappearing without saying farewell, you actually play psychological warfare with your enemies and tell them you’re coming so they wait on you when you clearly had no intention of showing up.

Cody told Brandon he'd meet him at the hotel bar in 20 minutes.
Cody leaves to the airport.
Cody pulled a Scottish Goodbye on Brandon.
Get rekt Brandon.

by CamrenLuvsVulva July 17, 2019

Scott

A bitchass

Scott, stop being such a bitchass.

by Eatit May 29, 2020

Mr Scott

A fucking Scotty boi who hates teens but loves little kids

shit Mr Scott is cumming

by jerry mcaffe March 6, 2019

Dirty Scotty

Dirty Scotty is a man who lost a dildo up his ass and is a literal asshole because he has a dick in his colon.

“Man, that guy is being a Dirty Scotty!”

by Lockthedoor May 1, 2020

ScottieP

One hot looking hunka man. Very smart, very sexy, and everything a girl would want.

Wow...look at Scottie P, isn't he a hottie?

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Scott

A big flaming homosexual who stocks younger gals and creep's the shit out of pretty much everyone. He loves to suck off greyhound dogs and watch gay porn for countless hours on weekends. He is perhaps the most goofy looking fuck I've ever met.

Scott: Hey, what's up?!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!

by Phantom Price February 6, 2009