come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

by cred80 March 5, 2009

Alabama Wet-Sock

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

by KafkaFish August 23, 2011

Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009

rock sock

A rock sock is a sock, usually oversize, that is filled with stones, and tied at the open end. The stone filled sock is then used to dish out severe beatings.

"I've got a rock sock waiting if he gives me anymore freaking lip."

by Greta-face January 22, 2006

anal wind sock

a gaping asshole. Stretched out from countless balloon knot stabbings. It may be attached to a slut that is sexy as hell, but her ass can barely hold a turd in.

"you think she's hot!?, she's taken so much pole in her ass its stretched out like an anal wind sock." - go-gurt

by go-gurt August 15, 2007

dirty sock

when you shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping

that stupid uncle fucker gave me a dirty sock this morning

by jamesjp91 November 6, 2006

the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

by Aeron Nobodie January 21, 2003