Tele-Sleepover

Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.

Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

by Tartan terrorist December 23, 2005

dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

by yosdk June 25, 2006

sleeze bucket

A person who is comparable to a filthy bucket of shit and puke.

Igor always jerks of with his bed room door open, what a gad damn sleeze bucket!

by textfile232 January 1, 2006

sleeze bag

A low class person who does not shower, shave, or go to work.

My Uncle Bob smokes crack and doesn't have a job, what a Sleeze bag.

by textfile232 January 1, 2006

wizard's sleeves

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves

That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!

by peeb June 29, 2006

sleeps

A really childish and infantile substitute for the word for "days", usually used when some lamewad is counting down the days until their next loser adventure.

It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.

"hey honey, only three more sleeps until our vacation!!"

"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."

by sully.d August 17, 2009