Slapped

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

keep it slippery

The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!

~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha

by Jon Bozak December 27, 2005

snapper

A moderately sized bong load, intended to be smoked in one hit.

Hey Cliff, I just packed you a snapper in the three footer. Go ahead and clear that so I can load myself up one.

by humboldt hero April 21, 2011

red snapper

A tight vagina that has been active for several hours in a day and is therefore red. The vaginal cavity is usually very irritated and swollen.

I was banging that bitch last night and by this morning her cooch was nothing but a red snapper.

by Sean Trr May 14, 2006

snapper

Early to mid 80s vernacular for an attractive young woman. Popular in Massachusetts and nearby regions of adjacent New England states. Often pronounced as "snappa".

A "Do you think she's pretty?"
B "Definitely! She's a wicked snappa!"

by asimplename December 31, 2004

drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.

Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010