shitterrible

Being so terrible at something, you should've just hung yourself instead of waking up.

Greg is a homeless man that ejaculates on passing cars. Greg is a shitterrible person

by Sensei Bates April 16, 2007

shittin' ankles

The act of being another's bitch.

The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.

I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!

by Benjamen F. Dover February 18, 2008

shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.

We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...

by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009

shittiotic

When someone is being idiotic, and they're being shitty about it, they're being shittiotic.

'Man, that guy in class today was so shittiotic... he was totally wrong, and he knew it! He probably only kept arguing because he likes the sound of his own voice.'

by lamesauce. December 1, 2009

Shittocracy

1. Any form of government that (in opinion) has a horrible leader

2. Any form of government that is ruled by one person

3. Any country who has been occupied by another country

Susan: Hey did you here about the new law that was passed?

Henry: Rather not, this country is a big Shittocracy.

by Jefferson Clasperfish April 13, 2010

Shittasticular

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!

You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!

by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

Shittersation

A conversation held by two or more people who are on the toilet

So i was on the can when this guy in the stall next to me kept trying to start a shittersation with me

by the daily hoogleflogger November 10, 2010