dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally

Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.

by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009

we wuz grand dukes n shiet

A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the ideology of Litvinism, an often disputed theory which postulates that modern Belarussian people are the real founders of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and that the modern state of Lithuania is made by "Zhamoit Farmers" and stuff along those lines

this phrase is obviously taken from the quite similar phrase we wuz kangs n shiet just like definition

A: Shut up Zhamoit, Belarussians established the GDL

B: "we wuz grand dukes n shiet"

by xenoprobably September 19, 2022

Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums

My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?

by John..... August 23, 2006

Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!

Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

Shifty

To be of machiavellian character.
To bullshit people
To behave in a sneaky manner

I wouldn't trust him to work at your company Dave, he is very shifty

by Mike Harris September 7, 2003

Shiftfreak

Whenever a person on any kind of message(AIM,MSN,Myspace,Text) types in all capital letters.

"I was talking to Tyriq on MSN and he was being a total shiftfreak"

by Wesley Insley January 17, 2009

shiftage

A move in tetris when you press the shift key at the perfect timing to get a different piece for the appropriate space

vampiren00bz562: ZOMG I GOTS A SHIFTAGE!!!!11 :O

by Robin the Robin January 20, 2009