Seasonal Bisexual

Certain bisexuals that every so often (or seasonally) feel a sexual preference change towards the otherwise normally less preferred gender

As a seasonal bisexual, I keep in contact with my handsome male friend David (fwb) for when I feel like a change of pace from beautiful women.

by everyonceinawhile February 4, 2023

Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.

“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”

by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020

Season 5ed

The act of getting spray and prayed/sprayed to fuck.

Tom: The fuck? He just sprayed me!
Jeff: You just got Season 5ed.

by kellis7 August 28, 2018

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck May 31, 2018

Single girl season

When spring ends and summer starts , Where girls are single and guys only want to smash

Damn I just smashed a single girl in the bathroom -jimmy

Oh it’s single girl season-John

by Brooky_spamz April 27, 2019

Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

scrot season

that game where your gay as fuck and try and hit your freinds in the balls

James one scrot season

by nojuuhu May 11, 2016