Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.
Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!
by palmerj December 29, 2021
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Four Seasons

When rolling a blunt with 3 others contributing from their own supply. 4 Strains:1 Beezy
Me and the guys got together and pitched in to roll a fatty four seasons
by Sp0ng3b0ng_h3mppants June 25, 2019
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Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 03, 2017
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sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable
“yo, it’s sex season bois

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”
by kweensauce November 19, 2019
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