stoner

Slang for a person who smokes cannabis regularly. Stoners often appear in public as laid back, worry-free individuals. They may also be slandered against by people who are considered straight edge. Many stoners have been thought of as future burnouts, who fool themselves into believing that their lives are in much better condition than they really are by distorting their brain functions with popular narcotics.

"Jacob has a ton of pot in his backpack right now, and he's been telling me how great it is to get high. He's definately a stoner."

by Twiggs January 13, 2008

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003

loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

by meech123 June 12, 2009

stoner

A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.

I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Scenery

Term used by reynolds high students to discribe a cute butt or boy. started by a sophmore emily it is used offten and most male's dont know what it acctually means. it is said that if you are in a relationship your stuck in a room with no windows and everythings the same.

oh look at the scenery over there!

ima go this way, the scenery is nice.

i would like to be a part of that scenery

by Emmy April 13, 2004

stoner

A person who consumes enough THC to adversely effect their thought process. The idea is that the fat-soluble THC builds up in the brain over time, causing certain neuroreceptors to become inhibited. The average stoner will have a short attention span and usualy behave apatheticaly towards any sort of physical effort. While not a threat normaly, and usualy relaxed people, stoners are a danger to themselves and others in any line of work where heavy machinery is involved.

Worker 1:"Holy hell how did that guy manage to crush his hand in a hydraulic press?"

Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"

by Philosophos May 10, 2006

stoner

One who does drugs habitually, and exibits a constant behavior of being high.

Bug's friends found out he was a stoner after he was arrested for drug use.

by Smart E. Pants September 16, 2003