Shtonk and Run

When you have sex with a girl once or multiple times with the ultimate goal of never seeing her again.

I just met the girl for the first time last night and had sex. It was a great shtonk and run!

by ArtofAwesome September 25, 2011

Jesus Run

A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.

Mainly used in video games.

I don't even know how i got a way. Seriously, that was the most intense jesus run I've ever done.

by GrimmWhiskey July 24, 2016

shower run

When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.

This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.

by Mr. John Chu February 17, 2017

Running a Box

When you plan on using an entire box of condoms (specifically the 45 pack) on one girl in one night.

“You can have her bro, done ran a box on that bitch.” - Austin

“Running a Box is the ultimate power move in the bedroom” - Ryn

by GxRice July 17, 2023

Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.

Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Walgreens Run

Frantically making a trip to Walgreens for Plan B after ejaculation inside of a female then learning she is not on birth control.

" What was that pulsating feeling inside of me?"
"uhhh"
"oh fuck! Let's make a Walgreens run!!"

by Junior76 November 26, 2011

Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.

"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"

by Millennial_Falcon95 November 1, 2019