the royal we

A must to avoid. Use the editorial we, if necessary, but only if absolutely necessary.

We live in a democratic society

by big foot mae June 9, 2004

Royal flush

1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).

1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...

2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.

by 30357 April 20, 2009

royal

"Super nerd phone phreak that spends too much time dicking with tell-us."

^^^ The person who posted this is using inacurate information to "define" me. You have to impersonate Emmanuel Goldstein to disrespect me too? You can't even say who you are? Too scared?

"If someone is dailing tell-us on the bridge is royal."

^^^ Whoever posted this is using bad grammar and inaccurate information to give an "example" of myself.

by Royal_ December 28, 2005

Fortnite Battle Royale

A Battly Royale game developed by Epic Games. Free to play but cosmetics cost money.
PUBG players say its a rip-off but it's an ok game....as long as you don't have a toxic squeaker on your team.
I play both games so I know what they're like. PUBG is easy af tho...
Both games are good.

There are many Fortnite Battle Royale players.

by [TRG] Potato December 11, 2018

rorolflol

Rolling Over Rolf laughing out loud

This is when you roll over sombody called Rolf laughing out LOUD!!

by Rolf August 17, 2003

13th royal commandos

Backstabbing bunch of noobs who couldnt fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Should all be kicked in the bollocks and fed to the pigs
Wankers!

retards noobs cunts indescribably annoying bunch of pricks

by Blah November 20, 2004

royal family

I'm going to stand up for a mammoth and historic institution which is the one and only pillar of the United KINGDOM.

Without them, our country would be nothing but a pathetic and drone-like Republic like most of the rest of the worlds frankly boring and lacklustre nations.

Britian has something fantasticly different to be celebrated and yet again we have numbskulls kicking them down with cliche sentences about incest which quite honestly and brutally was not uncommon in the UK before the 19th century.

They are not perfect and neither would a "President" of Britain's family be if they were instated, and they're a damn sight cheaper than most would ever conceive them to be.

We like to think we want a republic because the grass is always greener on the other side, but as a nation we are still obsessed with the royals; they sell papers like nothing else, we watch their funerals and weddings in unprecedented numbers and they give us something to moan about when life is too cosy to be content with ourselves.

"the royal family are still there and that's where they'll stay"

by britishandworried February 4, 2005