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harry potter

A series about a boy wizard and the sexual tension between him and his enemy Draco Malfoy and is the easiest to write slash about.
Draco Malfoy is obviously in love with Harry Potter and don't you deny it.
by JasRey November 19, 2006
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james potter

Althogh some think he was un-employed that was never said other than in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and that was because if he did have a job it would be a magical job and you couldn't tell a muggle that. Married Lilly Evans who with he had a son Harry Potter, and was a conceited, arrogant, jackass at Hogwarts where he and best friend Sirius Black tortured Severus Snape. Even his own son knows it, though whether James Ever grew out of his asswholeness is unknown but probable.
I've got a job, I ain't no James Potter.
James Potter had a job bitch. Your an arrogant asswhole, so it looks like you are a James Potter
by Michaela M. August 25, 2006
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puternewbie

A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.
Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.
by SnottyIrishman September 4, 2005
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jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner
"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"
by local herb May 26, 2018
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Harry Potter

1. A well-written series of books by author J.K. Rowling which are, in fact, quite easy to become obsessively absorbed in.
2. A young wizard with obviously round glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, put there by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on his first birthday. Also has unruly black hair and green eyes.
3. See brilliance.
1. "I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for the 15th time!"

2. "Stop impersonating Harry Potter, Vicky."
by Erin Marie July 9, 2007
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James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.
by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011
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harry potter

A great series,that for some reason illiterate people like to compare to Lord of the Rings (while never reading either of the two series).No,it's not just for kids.true,the original plot line is directed to a younger audience, but there are plenty of older,more adult themes in all of the books.
Stupid Person:omg,lyke hary pott3rzz sooo gay!itz lyke a tottal ripoff of loTH!!!

Intelligent person who has read both series:Umm...no it's not.And Harry Potter is a completely different book from Lord of The Rings,even if they have similarities.

Stupid Person:*drool*
by lucyfir April 19, 2006
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