puddled

The act of being boring (much like a puddle , they are just there and boring).

I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.

by James Hickey24 June 4, 2007

puddled

to puddle,to wet oneself.
incontrolable bladder.

i laughed so hard, i puddled myself

by jennee d December 17, 2008

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk December 14, 2008

puddletapper

when you fuck a fat chick from behind, and watch her backfat ripple like a puddle would.

while digging up dirt on our deceased friend, we found out that he was a puddletapper!

by Daequon November 2, 2008

Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

Puddling out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.

Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008