Psychovid

Noun and adj. Verb form: to psychove, psychoving, psychoved. Efficiently references hysteria surrounding the covid-19 pandemic.

The grocery store was a three-ring circus of psychovid behavior. I had to tell Mrs. Barnsnaggle to get her psychoving hands off of those 500 packs of toilet paper.

She is worried about the pandemic, but what she really has is a severe case of psychovid-19 .

by Guthlac B April 5, 2020

Psycho Bitch

The bitch responible for the Don't stick your dick in crazy movenent, one may die if she gets a little too close

Tobi:Dude I think Sal might have a thing for me
Brian:You're fucked dude, didn't you hear!? She's a psycho bitch!
Tobi:Oh come on! She can't be that bad
Tobi:*Dead in bed next morning*

by PsychoTobi April 10, 2020

psychological whorefare

Any of the mind games that a person plays to convince themself and others that they are an innocent victim, rather than the insidious slutbag they really are. Psychological whorefare allows someone to continue there whoremongering behavior without guilt and at the expense of their partner’s sanity and emotional wellbeing. Examples include, but aren’t limited to:

1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.

Tom: I miss you. I wish we spent more time together.

Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!

Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...

Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!

by AnonymousBloke April 12, 2020

Psycho psychic

people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.

talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !

by Thornova April 13, 2020

Psychic Sex

We 2 people see each other across a room and both fantasize about having sex with each other so good and so for real that it's like their energy bodies really f*cked.

Carlos hasn't asked me out yet, but that MOMENT in chemistry class.... Girl, we've already had psychic sex!

by bootysatvah September 13, 2020

psych juice

An energy drink (most likely redbull) that you swig before doing something crazy

Yo lemme get some of that psych juice before I send a layout off that kicker duuude!!

by TravisPastrami February 2, 2021

Psychopharmacologist

A type of doctor that help you relieve stress by giving you massive intense sex.

Shu: I've feeling pretty down recently
Chu: you should totally see a Psychopharmacologist, last time I went there she gived me the best blowjob with those pregnant boobs

by officialapache February 12, 2021