Noun, Adjective
1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.
1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.
1. If a person were to pose for a/an artist/artists, a photographer, et cetera, they would be considered a poser.
2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."
2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."
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An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
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OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
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