Pecker parrot

When you plop you cock on your girls shoulders and ask her does Polly want a pecker?

Earlier while you were outside I gave Kelly a pecker parrot

by Tmatt October 5, 2023

pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.

Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023

Pecknam

Referring to Peckham, an area in south london, by combining it's name with Vietnam. Vietnam is partly known for it's notorious resistance against the United States between 1955 and 1975 using violent warfare tactics. This helps to highlight the danger of Peckham as an area, by it's assosciation with the land of the blue dragon and it's violent and dangerous army.

Not so Smart Person: "Come we go Morleys in Peckham?"
Smart Person: "I ain't going Pecknam this time of night, you must have a death wish."

by YM - the one not from peckham February 7, 2024

Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

pecker lover

A person who can stop looking at peckers at the men’s showers

Hey stop looking at my penis you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface December 5, 2023

Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024

Pecking

Grinding a small animal (usually a bird) into a paste using a mortar and pestle and using the paste as lube to jerk off.

Jay: Did you see that homeless guy pecking?
Dave: Of course I did, I almost joined in.

by cutespeak March 13, 2024