Paulaner

When a story is clearly made-up.

Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”

Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!

by Idkwnist June 18, 2018

Pauling

stealing another players loot

Stop pauling my building

by Gardenia84 February 18, 2019

Paul

Paul can be your best friend or your worst enemy! He has a heart of gold and a 0 telerance for bullshit!! He is definetely a one of a kind ,no doubt about it! He has his imperfections but the good always weighs out the bad.paul is a man who is worth it

Paul is absolutely amazing and I adore him to death!

by Babygirl8152020 October 24, 2020

Jake Paul

a different term of the word "cancer"

"I think I'm gonna die." said Caleb. "Why?" says you. "I have Jake Paul."

by memesking January 11, 2019

Jake Paul meatrider

A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".

Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.

"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"

"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."

by SullySaysWords July 7, 2023

paul george

a good basketball player

paul george is better than you

by indianapacers13 November 22, 2016

Jake Paul

Someone who got fame from their brother, Logan Paul.
He recently blew up on YouTube for his song "Its everyday bro" which is a song that insults humanity itself

Examples of the cancer in his song:
First few lines:
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next

Chorus: Jake Paul
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

Verse 2: Nick Crompton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

Verse 3: Chance Sutton
Two months ago you didn't know my name
And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up
I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off
Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you?
All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month
Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake
Think you need to get your shit straight
Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' on
Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all out the door
It's lonely at the top so we all going
We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin'
It's Team 10, bitch
We back again, always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you in the past

Tessa Brooks verse aka the worst part:
Yo, it's Tessa Brooks
The competition shook
These guys up on me
I got 'em with the hook
Lemme educate ya'
And I ain't talking book
Panera is your home?
So, stop calling my phone
I'm fly like a drone
They buying like a loan
Yeah, I smell good

Is that your boy's cologne?

by EnglandTheCity July 1, 2017