pantorant

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant

guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.

by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009

Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

Phantom flavor

When you drink a lot of one kind of alcohol, then the next day you suddenly taste that alcohol again in your mouth all at once for no reason. Only lasts a few moments, but the memory can be painful. Often occurs in conjunction with a hangover.

I was sitting at my computer all day after playing Edward 40-hands and I suddenly got phantom flavor of malt liquor. Made me want to die.

by sunrise papaya January 7, 2010

phantom reminiscence

Phantom reminiscence takes place when one seems to reminisce about a past event that did not actually take place.

Dude 1: Why did you not come to me yesterday? I called you up twice.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.

by uttam maharjan January 20, 2010

Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

phantom hip buzz

when you wear a Blackberry or cell phone with a belt clip, and you think you feel it buzzing, even though you are not actually wearing it at the moment.

Cubical worker 1: "Hold on, I bet this is Sarah..."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."

by gg-ma May 17, 2010