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Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.
Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.
by Zakx October 9, 2018
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Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth
I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato
by The first floor potato April 7, 2021
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Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank
Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u
by Adrian Rat January 30, 2020
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FINA POTATO

Fina potato is kind, nice and helful even when shes not trying to be. She cant upset you and she is very important to you. If you meet one keep her/him/them
by 🐯TIGER KING 44🐯 February 15, 2021
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Potato Gems

Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.

Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Good yum yum.
Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”
by BarryButterbean October 24, 2019
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stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009
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space potatoe

Kind of like a couch potato only doesn't sit on the couch. Doesn't sit much at all. Has a very busy brain and loves staring into space. The entertainment on the inside never stops and has a hard time paying attention to the rest of the world.

Applied to a person with ADHD in a lighthearted way.
Hey you space potatoes! We got stuff to do today! Move it!!
by Twinkle Toes the Space Potato October 25, 2014
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