Potato 🥔

The One that got away 😥

Where's my potato 🥔?

by LxstLøve 999 February 14, 2022

Potato mode

For some people, this praise means they're too lazy to move or they want to do something but laziness took over their system.

Well, Pearly is in potato mode today, so she hasn't started her thesis paper yet.

by Pearuly March 1, 2022

potato tan

When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line

Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!

by DJWL29 March 30, 2019

Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

by Zakx October 9, 2018

Saucy potato

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.

I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.

by Cornioah July 1, 2015

indiana potato

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat

The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.

by Wizzeed July 22, 2014

Potato Gems

Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.

Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Good yum yum.

Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”

by BarryButterbean October 24, 2019