Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019

Goopus Poopus

An idiotic creature usually in the form of a small canine. One who is always outside but shits indoors. Constantly getting on your nerves even when they are sleeping. Usually always the scapegoat in every situation. Few reach into adulthood due to such annoying nature.

Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo

"Shut the heck up Goopus poopus! No one is talking to you"
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"

"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"

"Goopalus Retardelous.. "

by LordGoopus September 16, 2019

toot popsicle

Term to describe anal penetration with either a penis or dildo.

Stuff me with your toot popsicle

by Guthiyum May 1, 2020

Parnell Pops

Parnell Pops are any pussy ass drink aka anything that tastes like pop with 7% or less

Adam P Drinks His Parnell Pops, a soda with a little bit of alcohol in it

by Jawn Dough September 21, 2020

Parnell Pops

Beverages that are typically less than 7% alcohol, and are seen as a soft drink

U pussy ass nigga drinkin a Parnell Pops

by Jawn Dough September 21, 2020

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

vampire popsicle

Bloody tampon

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020