Pissangulation

When attempting to urinate in the toilet pan, or urinal, the stream of one's piss breaks into two distinct sub-streams. The result of this phenomenon being that meaningful aim is rendered impossible - ultimately causing piss covered feet, yellow stained trousers or damp knees. The name is derived from the triangle formation of the streams - the angle of which, combined with the aimer's height results in a mathematical impossibility for accuracy.

Fuck, I've got an important presentation and pissangulation has caused me to wet my buff coloured strides and suede shoes - I look like an incontinent fool.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 18, 2015

piss sip

Piss sip is the very end of a drink, usually a shitty frat beer but could be anything. Not a desirable last sip and usually warm. Most beers at end of a party have a little piss sip left.

"Dude are you gonna finish this beer?"
"Nah. It's just the piss sip that's left."

by Rebelledanewfa May 26, 2016

Pisnea

Describes the feeling of toothpaste dropping from your mouth after you have brushed for 2 minutes. Usually some sort of foam that uncontrollably spills out of your mouth.

Man: I hate Pisnea, because I got toothpaste all over my nice shirt.
Friend: oh sorry dude.

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

pistantrophobic

Fear of trusting

That girl got her heart broken. Now she's pistantrophobic.

by Nayy.litty January 24, 2017

Pissed the biscuit

Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.

I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.

by Katie Foreal February 19, 2017

piss factor

The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.

Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".

by xLonnie December 11, 2016

Pishhing

To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound.

Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.

Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.

"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"

by just like honey August 20, 2017