'I rented a nice apartment for my cock, her name is Paris Hilton.'
'Paris Hilton is a handy storage space for a penis'
'Paris Hilton is a handy storage space for a penis'
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Get the Paris Hilton mug.This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
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Get the penis penis penis mug.Someone who wants to make sure that she is always in the spotlight. Once she begins to lose attention from the public, she will commit a publicity stunt to make sure she gets attention again, then create an excuse so not to admit that the recent event was intentional. She wants to make sure everyone remembers her, even if she has to do it by force (which she usually does).
Paris Hilton wishes to force herself into our dreams every night so to make sure we never forget her inevitable face.
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