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Drooling off period

When one has been dating a truly awesome looking chick, way out of one's league, the drooling off period is the length of time which must pass until one is ready to date lower-rated girls again.
Buddy: Hey guy, where's that fine-ass chick that was with you last week? She realise she was too damn hot to be hanging around you?

Guy: Yeah, we broke up, something about me not paying attention to her or somethin'. I dunno, I wasn't really listening.

Buddy: That's a bitch, but one woman helps you forget another. You gonna go crawling back to one of your 'regulars'?

Guy: Would you step out of a Ferrari 'n' get straight into a Honda? F*ck no man, I gotta take a little drooling off period.

Buddy: Jesus Guy, how'd you fit in the door with that damn ego?

Guy: Im not your Guy, Buddy.
by NotYourBuddyGuy January 26, 2011
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Throwing your period.

The act of being unusually rude or hateful towards someone/something due to emotional instability, for example PMS.
"Barry told me that I looked like a complete imbecile with this haircut, do you agree?" "Don't listen to him. His girlfriend broke up with him an hour ago and he's throwing his period on everybody."

"Why would you do such a thing?! You know I hate it when you leave the toothpaste tube on the bathroom sink!" "Jeez Marcy! Would you stop throwing your period on me?"

"About last night..." "No need to apologize, it was understandable. My bipolarity makes me like that, sorry for throwing my period at you." "What did you say?" "Throwing your period. Haven't you heard about it? There's a definition on UD.
by OccasionalPeriodThrower November 16, 2016
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Pax animi period

The period experienced right after waking up, but before the stresses of the word are remembered. From the Latin word Pax Animi for peace of mind, this is the moment where a person experiences calmness and peace.
I woke up this morning and had the greatest pax animi period before life hit me.
by Oldredtoyota July 25, 2021
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brown period

i had a brown period and my girlfriend wouldn't put her dick in my butthole for days
by nignogfaggotpenis November 27, 2013
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butt period

when you bleed out of your butt becuase youre mad/angry/upset. also see pop her cherry.
evan o connor had his butt period when kaki dumped him
by Ian18924 October 19, 2005
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man-period

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)
Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.
by jdank519 March 17, 2009
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6th period

The act in which one gets her foot caught in a small hole.
"Did you 6th period again?"
by lmfao in class October 13, 2009
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