Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

sneak pee

When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels

"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"

"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"

by NitchBigger March 09, 2016

Pee Sex

Basically when u piss inside a woman vagina instead of cumming but if u gay asf its basically pissing inside a mans butthole instead of cumming

this is really some cuckooter dumb shit

no way my friend attempt pee sex he's a fucking savage my nigga

by WWW.COMPASS July 04, 2023

No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

by NoPeeGod January 21, 2021

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 17, 2014

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013