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Patrick

The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer
by Yeszn April 6, 2019
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Patrick

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Has a very odd sense of humor. tall boi. A chill person in general but still very fun to be around. He is a very caring and compassionate human being.
Patrick is literally the sweetest.
by Justuraceragehoe April 15, 2019
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Patrick Maskew

A person that has been nice to everyone he meets and is a loving caring person.
That dude is a real Patrick Maskew.
by BoredDumbShit August 19, 2019
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Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.
by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019
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Patrick

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream
by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is a tall guy that most doesn’t like but he doesn’t give a fuck❗️And he is really fun to be around he can sometimes be mean but he always has reasons he is a Sagittarius and they are the best to ever do it
People: they don’t like you
Patrick: ion care I love me fuck them
by Ojhhjnvv September 24, 2019
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Patrick Drahi

A very famous French entrepreneur, or "shark". Also the 10th French fortune.
He is know to extremely honest and totally involved in the protection of the environment.
"It's hard to see the ice melting from my private jet" - Patrick Drahi in a conference
by Zarbizaure September 30, 2019
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