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Preggalo

The worst kind of Juggalo (as if they could be any worse). When one Juggalo (failure) mates with a Juggalette (roofied failure), their powers combined turn the female into a Preggalo. Human existence has yet to wipe out this race of redneck gone rebellious (but still redneck) beast of a woman. She chain smokes, usually has track marks, and can't fit her I.C.P. tank top over her protruding stomach. In essence, your dream girl...if you read braille.
The Midwest. No honestly, the Midwest. And yes, they're spreading. Preggalos are popping up everywhere. We all know that clowns suck. Rapping clowns with fans that look like the end product of a Ronald McDonald rape victim? ...sub human.
by John J. John August 31, 2011
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pregnatress

Female power that generates or gives birth to something, or someone who gives birth to new ideas, thoughts and projects. Supposed origin dates back to 1765.
Her insightful imagination made her known as a pregnatress among her friends.
by tmree November 27, 2011
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preggotiate

Negotiating the terms of a pregnancy, usually before the pregnancy occurs. The terms in question include but are not limited to: the career aspirations of the prospective parents, their earning potential, housing and location, child care, schools, television-watching regulations, table manners, permissible clothing, and nutrition. Planning can reach absurdly detailed levels, however it's understood that the terms of a preggotiation go completely out the window once the child is born and the parents confront the realities of child-rearing.
Jill: "I want to have a baby."
Jack: "OK, but we can't raise a child in this little apartment."
Jill: "OK, then let's move to a bigger one."
Jack: "We can't afford a bigger place in this city, and anyway the schools are bad. We'll need to move upstate."
Jill: "But my job is here--I won't be able to make nearly as much money upstate."
Jack: "Well, if we're going to have a child you can probably kiss your career goodbye, and I'll have to squeeze in a second job. Maybe I can tend bar at night."
Jill: "OK, but the TV must be off during dinner, and if it's a girl she won't leave the house looking like a hoochie."
Jack: "Deal. Glad to preggotiate with you. Now let's go get you knocked up."
by mattybikes November 30, 2011
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Pregnantz

A person that loves dat belly and loves emo girls in boyshorts.
Pregnantz loves going out with belly girls.
by pregz1 March 4, 2012
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prego-raging

Raging over things while being pregnant. Particularly on Facebook or other social areas where more people than one's your significant other (who signed up for that shit) can see.
Wife - "Those fuckers sent a crib with a defect and only gave me a 25% credit?!?! I should complain to my husband so he can straighten this shit out. No, fuck that, I'm going to just post how angry I am on Facebook so all my friends can be just as miserable as me!"

*Posts it on Facebook, tags husband*

Everyone at work the next day, to husband - "Dude, you're wife is prego-raging hardcore."

Husband - "FML"
by ThisIsHowItIs May 2, 2012
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Preggoswag

The manner of walking in which one engages with a bun in the oven.
Person 1: "Did you see Julie's preggoswag the other day?"

Person 2: "I know! She's like 6 months along!"
by autocorrectfail November 9, 2012
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Pregger Virus

an offensive term used in reference to a pregnant woman.
"Hey, did you hear that Tiffani dropped out of school?" "Yeah, rumor has it, Zack gave her the Pregger Virus."
by Mistermista June 27, 2012
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