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dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank
Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.
by Ffej April 5, 2004
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Anarcho-Posadism

The ultimate ideology. The truth behind everything. Believers of this ideology thinks the current society and hierarchy needs to be abolished by nuking earth so much that everything starts anew, thus creating a new anarchist utopia. Also there are aliens or something.
"Anarcho-Posadism is when you lob nukes at random people, the more nukes you lob, the more Anarcho-Posadism it is."

―Somebody, probably.
"Can you see any borders from here? What has borders given us? We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for."

― Larry "Nuke go brrrrr" Foulke, one of the most iconic supporters of this ideology in media.
by Haddam Sussein June 2, 2022
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postal 2

a fun game where you get to kill people, you can piss on things to, basically violent, perverted, and racist. i love it!
there is a cheat in postal 2 where you can turn citizens into osama.
by BuG January 1, 2004
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Post Malone

American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017
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B and P position

The position when a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her pussy, therefore called the B and P position. Aka the best position to observe a woman in the world.
Kali wanted to really turn me on so she got in the B and P position!
by jon62551 September 29, 2009
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post-truth

relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.
Post-truth relies solely on personal beliefs and ignores any facts that may conflict with those personal beliefs.
by P-but November 16, 2016
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Post-Ejaculation Revelation

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
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