Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016

Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed

"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Plately

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.

Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately

by Cult mike December 25, 2016

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

Plate game

When you go down on a girl and your as thorough as you would be licking your dinner plate clean.

Girl let me tell you this. he had amazing plate game

by Rapid tongue April 12, 2017

Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017

plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.

Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.

by King Kong the nig nog July 2, 2017