p-funk

often used as slang for parliament cigarettes, a distinct feature of the cigarettes is a recessed filter used primarily for inhaling a small ammount of cocaine from the end of the filter before smoking.

i always take a bump of coke off my p-funk before i smoke it.

by andrew_b. November 12, 2007

B.A.P

South Korean kpop hip hop group who had their debut in 2012. Also known as BAP.

Positions:
Yongguk: leader, main rapper, songwriter
Himchan: Visual, vocals
Daehyun: main vocalist
Youngjae: lead vocalist
Jongup: Main dancer, vocalist, choreographer
Zelo: rapper, maknae
Known for their tough image, and cute image for Crash

B.A.P and EXO: best rookies of 2012

by rappingbap August 30, 2012

>:P

An emoticon expressing an evil desire to see whoever it has been sent to, uncomfortable, hurt, displeasured, annoyed, etc. Also a signifier of inner laughter at their misfortune.

Person 1: A bird flew into my head today :(

Person 2: LMAO >:P

by Tophy March 7, 2005

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m.

Where the lowest social class imaginable goes to shop or (more likely) just hang out. Great place to go if you have a low self esteem.

"I really felt good about myself after I went to Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m."

by Kindagawky2 January 8, 2010

p-north

To spray, blast, soak, or marinate with enough liquid in a single shot to quench a forest fire, in the style of legendary ejaculator Peter North.

Yesterday my boss was a total dick to me, so today I brought a Super Soaker to work and p-north'd his sorry ass.

If the licentious denizens of Pompeii hadn't been quite so busy p-northing each other, they might have noticed the mountain about to p-north them.

When the wind is blowing from the south, it's always a good idea to p-north.

by B & K September 7, 2005

P.B.R. Shelley

n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.

Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."

David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"

Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."

by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008

p la g

An even shorter version of p legee/pretty legit

That vid of the kitty is p la g bruh

Beer always makes my girlfriend's boobs p la g

Keep it p la g

by le_chacal March 31, 2011