Flying Squirrel

When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.

Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.

Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.

by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015

flying batman

Developed in the far west of the Czech Republic, a form of foreplay between a heterosexual married couple, in which the male performs aerial feats whilst wearing a batman cape.

I heard Tim performed the flying batman on Friday night.

by Silver Pigeon April 19, 2018

Flying Squirrel

When a person who has lost a lot of weight resulting in large skin flaps nibbles your nuts while spreading their arms wide, as if in flight.

I'm glad her gastric bypass was a success, however, bitch look like she swooping from trees and shit when she gobblin' deez nuts. She be giving me a flying squirrel fo' sho'.

by SmellzBellz February 23, 2017

Sex fly

When in the act of fornication, usually in a porno or an outdoor setting, a fly starts to buzz around either stink hole. Just a fly trying to get drunk on some sweet stink.

As i was getting dp'ed a sex fly began to buzz around my wafting cunthole.

by Giganticus dickus February 2, 2017

afro-fly

a psychopathic fly with an afro (the mascot for the best band ever)

Afro-Fly is the best band I have ever heard.

by skital September 4, 2003

Flying Sardine

Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.

Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Flying the Hog

Draping the penis outside the pants through the zipper or other opening. This term applies to the "PUBLIC" display of genitals only. It does not apply to the scrotum.

Tommy lost the bet, so now he has to Fly the Hog at the bus stop.

by ben February 24, 2004