high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

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Get the high school field trip permission slipmug.

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

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Get the if she says she went on a business trip don't believe hermug.

joes unusual trip

A Chinese knockoff version of jojos bizarre adventure, parts include: vampire blood
Gay tendencies
Starbucks adventurers
brass is breakable
And finally: BRONZE AIR

Guy 1: Yo did you see joes unusual trip?
What the unholy water is that?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?

by ha ez March 9, 2021

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