Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.

I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office

by zog! November 26, 2021

thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Offical Vx

Boot

Offical Vx

by Offical Vx March 12, 2021

Trap Office

An office where R&B music is always being played on the radio. All the employees inside the office usually sell narcotics as a side job on the weekends.

Damn this is such a trap office!

by Ozgar September 28, 2020

Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

“Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024