strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

Couch-cutter

A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.

Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.

by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

couch

were you fuck your girlfriend.

Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

Couch Cock

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.

"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."

by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019