Slap arse day

On the 5th of October boys / girl are allowed to slap a girls arse without them hitting u back if they do it means they own u a kiss
Ow why did u slap my arse for!?
It's slap arse day!
by Queisjsbs October 04, 2020
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Urban Slang My Arse

This is phrase that is used very often (by me) whenever I see a word or phrase in the Urban Dictionary that I know no-one uses, anywhere, at any time, ever.
I saw "Number Four Year", and "ehaircut" on Urban Dictionary, and my first thought was 'Urban Slang My Arse'.
by 6ame August 31, 2010
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hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
by Alan Muir May 11, 2006
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face like a smacked arse

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp
i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!
by fluffkins March 25, 2004
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When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.
Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more

Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us

All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.
by Q.P Wildebeest September 20, 2011
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arse like the store horse

In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.

The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.
'Morags looking no bad these days'

'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'
by poodpood July 09, 2005
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Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
by ghostrape November 03, 2009
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